The vaccine is the result of the combined effort of the Trump University and the H.E.R.D institute.
That’s right ! Our vaccine is so revolutionary, you can just shove it up your butt. No pesky needle needed anymore. Just lower that underwear and you are good to go.
If you live outside the USA, the price will be between $32 and $37 (shipping included). For people living in the USA, price will be between $4000 and $4500.
We don’t use fetal cells from aborted babies, formaldehyde, mercury, aluminium, … We use just 2 safe ingredients: hydroxychloroquine and sodium hypochlorite.
It might cure autism too !