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WHEN AVAILABLE ?
before a very special day
WHERE
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500-0003, United States
ABOUT THE VACCINE
THINGS TO KNOW
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1. Who made the vaccine?

The vaccine is the result of the combined effort of the Trump University and the H.E.R.D institute.

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2. NO NEEDLE?

That’s right ! Our vaccine is so revolutionary, you can just shove it up your butt. No pesky needle needed anymore. Just lower that underwear and you are good to go.

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3. Price

If you live outside the USA, the price will be between $32 and $37 (shipping included). For people living in the USA, price will be between $4000 and $4500.

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4. What’s inside?

We don’t use fetal cells from aborted babies, formaldehyde, mercury, aluminium, … We use just 2 safe ingredients: hydroxychloroquine and sodium hypochlorite.

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5. Side effects?

It might cure autism too !

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6. How does it work ?
contact us

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.,

NW Washington, DC 20500.

Phone Number: 1-202-456-1414 (Switchboard) 1-202-456-1111 (Comments)